Bravely Default Pirate

Joey

I thought pirates were supposed to be menacing to coerce you into getting your things plundered. Heart eyepatch not so menacing. Gents.

Jillian

Joey rebuttal: the skull eyepatch is even cuter than the heart eyepatch. But her hat skull ALSO has a heart-eye, so still gents.

Erin

I realize sleeves are restrictive, especially for all the punching it looks like he does, but that look is tacky, especially with oversized cuffs. I laughed a lot at her hat, featuring both skull eyes covered up, but thought her outfit was cuter. Ladies.

Winner: Gents