We don’t typically look at or care about human fashion here at Final Fashionista, but we’re making an exception for Halloween. Today’s Who Wore It Best? competition is between two variations on the Yellow Angry Bird (“Chuck,” apparently) costume: gents vs. ladies, standard vs. deluxe.
Angry Birds “Chuck” Costume
Obviously my gut instinct was to give it to whoever best captured the “angry” or “bird” look, but they both look so happy. I’m giving it to the guy for at least matching the gaze of his bird costume. Also, 40 pounds!? My god. Are there hidden pockets stuffed with gold in that thing?
I’m unclear what makes the 40 pound one “deluxe.” 10 more pounds to look just as stupid. I’m also giving it to the guy, for making the cheaper bird head look just as…good? Just as…yellow?…birdy?
The guy definitely has a disadvantage here since his costume appears to just be a bird-bib, while the woman’s is an actual suit with a backside and tail. I think his inappropriately happy look is more “Ahh, I’m a bird kamikaze-ing into a giant stack of bricks!” so a third vote for him.