Final Fantasy X-2 Dark Knight
All I see are three seahorses. Rikku has the most interesting helmet, Paine has a crazy intimidating serrated sword, Yuna looks like she’s muffled in a turtleneck.
I can’t get past their helmets, so that will be how judgement is wrought. Yuna’s looks like a metallic court jester and Paine’s is some kind of Geisha fan. Rikku’s is a pissed-off unicorn that wears the horns of other unicorns it has murdered like a tooth necklace, so Rikku. Okay, I looked past their helmets briefly and Yuna needs a new pair of undies.
What would happen if you stabbed someone with Rikku’s sword? Mythbusters, get on it. Rikku gets last for what appear to be totally exposed knees and the least dark armor. Somehow the geisha armor is more intimidating than the jester armor, so I give Paine the top spot.