Bravely Default Ranger
They both look so ashamed. Good.
What is this? I don’t even-
Gents because of Elvis consistency. Is the ladies’ supposed to be Alice in Wonderland or Lolita or Little Miss Muffet or what?
Gents. I enjoy the scarf and the swag pose sells it. Although I do like the ladies’ pose as well.
They are performing two entirely different shows. I’d rather see the gents. Excellent use of fringe.
I have to go with gents because I’m pretty sure that’s Michael Flatley and he will always win everything.
I enjoy them both immensely but I have to give it to the ladies because of the gents over-saturating the pant market with roses.
Ladies. I will never approve of a jacket with no shirt combo.
Ladies because I thought “valkyrie” before seeing the class name. Gents look like a deformed Mewtwo.
Ladies. Spears coming out your waist is less impractical than seeing out of a tiny blue hole.
What is happening here? Terrible hip armor is way better than Cyclops Gollum over there. Ladies?
Ladies. It’s basically a figure skater outfit. So of course I love it. The hair decoration in particular is saucy.
Gotta agree on ladies. Sexy yet tasteful from hair to boots. I can’t handle the gents’ neon purple family crest cape.
Ladies. I’m pretty sure his pointy cape would look wilted/floppy in real life. Terrible choice of color for it, too. I like her excessive use of feathers.
Gents. Love the oversized coat and narrow top hat. Plus, his look is extra smug.
Gents get a narrow victory here, mostly due to my dislike of that heinous necklace.
Gents. Smug, dapper, top-hatted..everything a merchant should be. Is she holding a giant diamond? While I wish that was me, the color scheme is terrible and that hat is crazy.
What is happening here? Ladies, only because she has slightly less ridiculousness strapped to her face.
Ladies. But both are offensive to the eye and have a motion capture vibe to them. This is not a good vibe to be having.
Ladies. He’s heavy and clunky looking and she’s more refined/streamlined. I like less bulk.
Ladies! I love the skirt variation on plate armor leggings. Even her bow looks dangerous.
Gents know how to knight properly. Capes required. Get that armor skirt out of here.
I can’t with that bow. Alice in Wonderland in armor. Gent looks a little like Brienne of Tarth. I’m for it.
I thought pirates were supposed to be menacing to coerce you into getting your things plundered. Heart eyepatch not so menacing. Gents.
Joey rebuttal: the skull eyepatch is even cuter than the heart eyepatch. But her hat skull ALSO has a heart-eye, so still gents.
I realize sleeves are restrictive, especially for all the punching it looks like he does, but that look is tacky, especially with oversized cuffs. I laughed a lot at her hat, featuring both skull eyes covered up, but thought her outfit was cuter. Ladies.